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A very bored now 20 year old...

What’s the purpose of bug spray if it doesn’t kill the bugs

Connor’s random appreciation post (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ 

love the prophet, because he loves the sinner. love the sinner, because he is you.

waakeme-up:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS

waakeme-up:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS

vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

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operationfailure:

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

My favorite thing is that he doesn’t telegraph it at all. He never tenses up, never flinches, just waits for the giant rat puppet being hurled through the air to take him down. Great performance.

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

people who dont care about the plot in video game s????// /

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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chipsprites:

chipsprites:

Look how happy all the grass Pokémon are

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never stop dancing lil’ buddies

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this ones mad bc he wants to dance too but has no legs

mage-of-rage:

deadlyviola:

awwww-cute:

So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in

Congratulations on your new cat

you’ve been chosen

mage-of-rage:

deadlyviola:

awwww-cute:

So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in

Congratulations on your new cat

you’ve been chosen

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

baremidriffs3:

quickweaves:

evolution

I am SO mad at how serious they were because Me too