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A very bored now 20 year old...

donniebot:

My Neighbor Totoro (1988) and Bob’s Burgers S03E05 An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal (2012)

//what the fuuuuuu xDDDD

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*
BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*

BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
Me: thank god
cheerfulmetaphysics:


sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

And what name shall you take, my son?

issthisit:

easyriderr:

sweettheart:

glutenfreeweed:

i-w0nt-fade-away:

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

IT MOVES o.O

duh

i’m in love with this picture

I swear on every panorama photo someone replies ‘click the picture’

issthisit:

easyriderr:

sweettheart:

glutenfreeweed:

i-w0nt-fade-away:

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

IT MOVES o.O

duh

i’m in love with this picture

I swear on every panorama photo someone replies ‘click the picture’


Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck in Roman Holiday (1953)

Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck in Roman Holiday (1953)

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon